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1. You will meet people who’s name is not Dude.
2. There are no toxic carcinogens.
3. You won’t get the munchies.
4. You don’t need a prescription.
5. You will remember where you left your keys.
6. It’s free !  Jesus already paid the price.
7. It  relieves pain and suffering.
8. One  side effect is love.
9. It’s eternal.
10. Its  addiction leads to Heaven.

Art Dudley