Lee: Have you noticed that technology sales people will only describe where a device or plan works well. Wouldn’t you love it if sales people said things like “this device really sucks at XYZ”? It would be much more helpful.
Bob: That’s why we’re here. This is an inverse sales pitch regarding mobile devices and plans. The key word of the column is “sucks”.
Bob: The holiday shopping season is upon us. Its a time when many ask for outlandishly sized gifts.
Lee: And through the “magic” of credit card debt, some receive them.
Bob: You may not have heard ,but Lee works for Santa.
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Lee: How are disk drives and warm waffles similar?
Bob: They’re both round, easily spun, and more enjoyable if you don’t fling them across the room.
Bob: Suppose you want to purchase a new computer and decided it should be mobile. You go shopping and discover there is now a division between laptop computers and something new called a netbook.
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Lee: Today’s topic is a fun one: Malware (aka, Viruses).
Bob: Many of you have had at least some experience with a virus – most of which were merely called to your attention as your anti-virus software caught it. However, some of you have suffered the ill effects of actual damage caused by the malware. How is it related to the lesser genomes of slugs, fleas and paramecium?
Bob: Hi! Welcome to Tech Talk With Bob and Lee.
Lee: Hi! We think we're as entertaining as those guys that talk about cars.
Bob: Except we talk about technology.
Lee: Its harder to make tech funny because so many people are tortured by it.